Re:y'all crack me up

I'll have you know one thing buddy!

No one tells me to have fun while masturbating!

So there! :-)

I'm late, but I just wanted to get mine in.

~ Clarke ~


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From: Simmons Jay L MSgt 90IOS 
<Jay(_dot_)Simmons(_at_)LACKLAND(_dot_)AF(_dot_)MIL>
To: 'Tim DiLauro' <timmo(_at_)jhu(_dot_)edu>; <ietf(_at_)ietf(_dot_)org>
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 11:46 AM
Subject: RE:(U//FOUO) y'all crack me up

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Good call Tim....everyone please???!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Tim DiLauro [mailto:timmo(_at_)jhu(_dot_)edu]
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 10:31 AM
To: ietf(_at_)ietf(_dot_)org
Subject: Re: y'all crack me up

On Fri, 1 Mar 2002, Paul Robinson wrote:

Okay!

Is everyone on the list going to do one of these, or can we stop
already!?

-timmo

Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 15:36:18 +0000
From: Paul Robinson <paul(_at_)iconoplex(_dot_)co(_dot_)uk>
To: Michael Allen Gelman <hostmaster(_at_)ontheInter(_dot_)net>
Cc: ietf(_at_)ietf(_dot_)org
Subject: Re: y'all crack me up

On Feb 28, Michael Allen Gelman <hostmaster(_at_)ontheInter(_dot_)net> 
wrote:

IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private
email.  You *know* what is wrong with that.  Out the other sides of

your

asses you tell people about "Netiquette," don't you.  Dweebs!


It's a mailing list. It's for people who participate or are interested

in

the IETF process to discuss things. A MAILING LIST. Can you spell that?

I'm

sorry, but when you send mail to a mailing list, it automatically gets

sent

to all the members of that list - what part of that did you not

understand?

Can I suggest that you read http://www.ietf.org/maillist.html and you go
away and learn some basic stuff about how e-mail works, and how many

people

use it. And learn that sending things to mailing lists that you want to

be

kept quiet is a really stupid idea. Oh yeah, all these mails are being
archived on the web - you knew that, right?

I am really amused.


So am I.

I am really surprised at how juvenile and hateful some of you are.  I

have

rec'd messages from about a dozen of you, calling me names and hurling
false accusations at me.  When I reply, my mail is returned.


You really are having problems sending mail aren't you? You know, there

is

working group around here that might help out...

Several of you are "grasping at straws" to try to find some wrong

doing

that I have done.  The fact is that I am a small business owner with

high

moral standards of honesty and treatment of my fellow human beings.  I
don't spam and I don't aid spammers.  I don't speculate on domain
names.  My services have strict anti-abuse policies that, in one case,
carries a monetary penalty.  I cancel some accounts on the first

complaint.


Your mother must be very proud of you.

Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand.

Hell,

one guy doesn't even know the meaning of "ironic."  Listening to

Alanis

Morisette music?  She doesn't understand that word, either.  If you

can't

understand in English, so be it.


OK, I could have written this mail in English (I'm English myself), or
French, Italian, Spanish, German or Russian. I'll let you pick.

Incidentally, I believe it is you who does not understand the irony of
sending a mail complaining about anti-spammers activities and how you

are

legitimate business, with an advert at the bottom, to a mailing list

read

by

nearly everybody involved (and many who aren't like myself) with the
workings of the IETF and individual working groups.

You're starting to sound stupid. You look stupid. You know, I think

there

might be a good chance here that you are stupid. No offense, but you

really

are bing quite silly about all this...

The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright.  I

don't

care how good you are at writing code and doing math -- you're
losers.  Y'all crack me up.


We also run the world. You see, you've actually stumbled across the

*real*

illuminati. Look out of your window. See that guy across the street

staring

at your window? He's with us.

In all seriousness, there are times when I read an RFC and *I* think the
IETF must be stupid, but I can assure you that they aren't. Some of them
even graduated high-school.

I have a nice house, lots of money, a hot girlfriend, and I enjoy it

all

immensely.  I also have the ability to imagine and create new things.

Go

ahead and hate me -- I can't say I blame you.


You don't want to even imagine what some of the guys on this list earn

in

consulting fees. They just don't boast about it. They're secure in
themselves and don't feel the need to. I'm sorry that isn't the case for
you.

As for creating and imaginig new things, can I direct you to
http://www.ietf.org/iesg/1rfc_index.txt where you will find the list of

documents that define how every nook and cranny of the Internet works,
having been developed since April 7 1969 - if you don't find anything
imaginative in that lot, you're not getting the point. The people you

are

dismissing made your domain selling business a possibility - without

them

you'd be nothing. They don't ask for anything in return, and many of

them

hate what you do for a business, but the least you can give them is a

small

amount of respect.

I'm having sex with a beautiful woman and making money while not

hurting

anyone in any way.


All that whilst typing this e-mail! Well done! I'd try doing that, but

I'm

in a cybercafe right now and might get some funny looks. Incidentally,

how

are you making money whilst having sex and writing this mail? Is she

paying

you? Wow, you are a lucky man. We're sooooo jealous.

Have fun masturbating


Laughs out to the guy who wrote 'is there any other way' in answer to

that.

Again, I'd try having fun masturbating, but being in the cybercafe and

all

that...

and writing abusive mail to a man
who would teach you some respect, but as you know, can't reach you

right

now.


Ooooh! I'm scared! :-)

Seriously, you sent mail to a mailing list without doing any research,
you've now realised you screwed up, and although we already knew you

were

pretty vengeful (e.g. the initial mail you sent to us), there really is

no

need to take it all so personally. Just go away and leave us alone and

we'll

all try to avoid you. Especially if we see you on the highway and you're
trying to have sex whilst driving as well. And remember to check who

your

mail is going to next time before you sent it.

--
Paul Robinson


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