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Re: you know you depend on procmail when

1997-08-11 14:58:00
You know you depend on procmail --

  When You realize the reason your video cassette recorder keeps turning on at
  strange times is simply because you're getting a lot of e-mail from
  someone who's address matches your regexp for VCR control.  DOH!

  When, after spending a week tuning your rc files, you get a letter from a
  little old lady in Florida asking you to cut it out.

  When you count the number of mailing lists you're subscribed to and the total
  is greater than the number of all existing usenet news groups, past and 
present.
  By a factor of four.

  When the NSA won't let you take your laptop out of the country because of
  that 2048-bit algorithm in your rc file.

  When all the spammers in the world eventually give up because they just can't
  get their message out anymore!

Dave,
who wants everyone to depend on procmail.

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