Re: Weird problem

Thanks to everyone who responded.  As it turns out I had several 
problems.

 - /ftp was indeed mounted somewhere where procmail couldn't
   see it.

 - I took out the doublequotes and the trailing semicolon, 
   and that took some of the garbage out of my .maillog.

 - Finally, changing :0: to :0 eliminated the complaining
   about the lockfile.

Everything seems to work great now!