Well it's a joke if you got time read it else delete it !
Mail from a frustrated victim of spamming...
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug
me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how
beautiful she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then
take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for
a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* Tired of calling divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for
her hubby suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not
married!!
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