Successful Spam Recipes

I'm getting absolutely bombarded with Spam these days, as I'm sure a lot of
other folks are.  I'd appreciate it if anyone using an effective Spam
recipe would post it in response to this message.  (Or provide the URL of a
web page where the recipe is listed.)  Recipes that send nasty automatic
replies to the spammer would also be greatly appreciated.

Thanks for sharing your expertise!

Jerry