winner: most neurotic use of procmail?

I just can't stand it any more, so I've added this to the top of my .procmailrc:

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* B ?? alot
|sed 's/alot/a lot/g'

# replace the misspelled word "alot" to the two words "a lot"


Anyone else had neuroses of this type they'd like to share?

TjL